This weeks match report should be read while listening to Robbie Williams 'Candy'.

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To the tune of Robbie Williams 'Candy'



I was there to witness Stu Halton do the business.
He wants the league to notice his goals and all his assists.

Trigger was educated but cannot count to ten.
Easton scores lots of different goals, by lots of different men.

And I say

Liberate your flying full backs
Their work rates high
And in the goal there's Chris back!!
We will get some, when Aris is on.
Nothing sacred from Joffy and Normo.

Hey ho here Wheeler goes
Shoots a little too high or a little too slow.
Got high self esteem and felacio
He likes the taste of candy!!

Hey ho here Rafa goes
Runs a little too fast or a little too slow.
There's a hurricane in both of his boots.
Ted likes to dress as 'Mandy'

Ring-a-ring of roses
To Beanie they just can't get close
Aggy comes and he goes
And Gav? Well no one really knows!

North Walsham was a victim
Cromer beat the system
By moving bricks @Easton
Next week we'll try to fix them

Liberate your flying full backs
Their work rates high
And in the goal there's Chris back!!
As we win
We'll get Canary Call love
Keogh, if it don't come off ya boot
What are you doing it for?

Now tell me.

Hey ho here Wheeler goes
Shoots a little too high or a little too slow.
Got high self esteem and felacio
He likes the taste of candy!!

Hey ho here Rafa goes
Runs a little too fast or a little too slow.
There's a hurricane in both of his boots.
Ted likes to dress as 'Mandy'

Liberate your flying full backs
Their work rates high
And in the goal there's Chris back!!
As we win
We'll get Canary Call love
Keogh, if it don't come off ya boot
What are you doing it for?
What are you doing it for?
What are you doing it for?

(Everyone)

Hey ho here Wheeler goes
Shoots a little too high or a little too slow.
Got high self esteem and felacio
He likes the taste of candy!!

Hey ho here Rafa goes
Runs a little too fast or a little too slow.
There's a hurricane in both of his boots.
Ted likes to dress as 'Mandy'



MOM Chris Brownbridge

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