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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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 easton jokes page Q) Why is Tim not allowed to be a cricket umpire??
A) Because he cannot score properly anymore
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| Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:15 pm |
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) What is Gavs favourite dinosour??
A) A Shit-hat-asourus
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) What is Matt Carto's favourite olympic discipline?
A) Diving
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) Why was Eddie Jack sacked from his job as a member of the royal firing squad at the local death row prison?
A) BECAUSE HE KEPT TAKING TOO LONG TO SHOOT - By the time he has finished pissing about aiming and reloading and aiming and reloading and aiming and reloading the convicts had jumped over the fence and escaped.
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) What do you call a reserve player, not including matt Fell, at training
A) Lost
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Tim Wickham
Ridgeons
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Re: easton jokes page Q) Why do Easton rarely catch the opposition offside?
A) Because when Joff receives the call, he doesn't step up.
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) Why is steve shaw so good at sewing?
A) Because he is really good at stitching up his team-mates so they get injured
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) What is the difference between Gary XI and Timmy Wickhams?
A) Gary XI can score from open play
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page The king of the land wanted to put on a celebratory ball and invite all of the young ladies in the land to the ball so that he could find a beautiful wife for his son, Prince Rudolf, to marry.
Q) When the king of the land had to move the location of his celebratory ball from his castle to the local hotel at very short notice due to a double booking, why did he not ask Timmy Wickhams for help with the relocation?
A) Because Timmy Wickhams is not good at coping with moving balls - he is better when they are stationary and other players are not permitted to tackle him and make it tough for him.
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| Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:50 pm |
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joff
Anglian Comb Div 3
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Re: easton jokes page Q) Why are Timmy and Teddy both not coming to training on 18-01-11
A) Because they are both on a using a remote control to operate a TV course which is being run on the evening of 18-01-11
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